😂 IT aur Office Comedy Jokes

1. Programmer ki Dua

Programmer:

"Bhagwan ji, meri zindagi me bugs kam kar do."

Bhagwan:

"Pehle code me comments to daal de beta, mujhe bhi samajh nahi aa raha."

2. Work From Home

Boss:

"Work From Home me productivity kaisi hai?"

Employee:

"Sir, laptop on hai aur main bhi kabhi-kabhi on ho jata hoon."

3. Password Expert

Friend:

"Password kya rakhu?"

IT Guy:

"Strong password rakho."

Friend:

"Strong123"

IT Guy:

"Ye strong nahi, gym membership hai."

4. Bug Fixing

Developer:

"Bug fix kar diya."

Tester:

"Ab dusra bug aa gaya."

Developer:

"Maine bug fix nahi kiya, usko roommate de diya."

5. Database Love Story

Boy:

"I love you."

Girl:

"Proof?"

Boy:

"Mere dil me tum permanently stored ho."

Girl:

"Delete command bhi hoti hai."

🤣 Student Life Jokes

6. Exam Hall

Teacher:

"Kuch nahi aata to blank paper de dena."

Student:

"Sir, izzat bhi koi cheez hoti hai."

7. Online Class

Teacher:

"Camera on karo."

Student:

"Sir, network issue hai."

Teacher:

"Lekin awaaz to aa rahi hai."

Student:

"Sir, awaaz padosi ke WiFi se aa rahi hai."

😆 Desi Jokes

8. Indian Parents

Beta:

"Mummy, main bada hokar crorepati banunga."

Mummy:

"Pehle apna room saaf kar le, phir duniya jeet lena."

9. Mobile Addiction

Dost:

"Tu phone kitna use karta hai?"

Main:

"Bas normal."

Screen Time:

14 hours 37 minutes

10. Google vs Maa

Google:

"Did you mean?"

Maa:

"Maine bola tha!"

Maa always wins. 😂

🤪 CRM Special Joke

Manager:

"Lead ka status kya hai?"

Employee:

"Interested hai."

Manager:

"Kal?"

Employee:

"Interested tha."

Manager:

"Aaj?"

Employee:

"Abhi usne 'soch ke batata hu' bola hai."

Manager:

"To status?"

Employee:

"Philosophical." 🤣